Kris received the greatest birthday present she ever dreamed of: An official Christmas Story Leg Lamp!Everyone in the family has to put up with Kris' multiple viewings of the movie Christmas Story this time of year. Now, thanks to her mom and step dad, our new bonus room window is awash "with the soft glow of electric sex."
When asked about it, Kris stated it was a "major award," something about "mind power"and that it must be Italian.
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Congratulations Kris! As a big fan of ACS I am truly happy for you. Already a *destination* for aristocrats, Fort Awesome now boasts Fine Electric Italian Art that is sure to please the most discerning aficionados.
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